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GEORGE: What were her exact-- JERRY: "I don't like him." GEORGE: Uh-Huh (gulp) Why didn't she like me? (scene ends) [setting: hall in Jerry's building] (George and Jerry are coming back from Monk's) GEORGE: You vomited in 1987.
JERRY: I tried putting her hands there (on his neck) but she pulls it away immediately, she's not into it. If you smell anything decaying in the trunk of his car... ELAINE: You can't ask a person to change their name. KAREN: George, George, instead of talking about this, we could be... (she makes a move with her head like George did in 'The Mango' while saying: "instead of the movie...") GEORGE: He he he he KAREN: Ah ah ah ah GEORGE: So you think she likes me? (talking about the magazine she's reading as he sits beside her) ELAINE: Yeah, yeah. How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?
JERRY: Well it's like going to Idhao and eating carrots. (scene ends) [setting: The Chinese restaurant (the same as in 'The Chinese Restaurant')] (Jerry, Jody, Karen and George sitting at a table.
JERRY: Yes, because my previous vomit was also June 29th... That's why during the '80 vomit, I was yelling to George: "Can you believe it?
JOANNE: I wouldn't sleep with my back to him if I were you.
(Karen is still laughing) JODI: You just said that you said it. KAREN: I'm learning a lot about you tonight George. JERRY: (touching the back of his neck) It's like somebody's pulling on wires back here. (to the waitress) Darling, the tea is getting a little cold sweetheart.
GEORGE: Well I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast rules.
(she and Jerry walk away) (scene ends) [setting: Jerry's place later that night] (Jerry and Jody are sitting next to each other on the couch, watching TV) JERRY: I strained my neck last night. JERRY: I tried brushing my teeth by holding the brush and moving my head from side to side.